According to former GOP congresswoman Michele Bachmann (MN), President Donald Trump is the perfect Christian president.
Right Wing Watch posted audio of Bachmann discussing Trump and religion during a recent radio interview, gushing that Trump was so very godly:
“In my lifetime, I have never seen a more biblical president than I have seen in Donald Trump. We will, in all likelihood, never see a more godly, biblical president again in our lifetimes.”
Really, Michele? Never see a more godly, biblical president in our lifetimes? Does the name Jimmy Carter ring any bells, or are you too loopy to know who he is?
As you might expect, Bachmann’s utterly ludicrous comments drew plenty of scorn and derision on social media, where she was mocked and ridiculed for what she’d said:
I mean, sure, if your most sacred religious text is The Book of Debbie Does Dallas…
— Cliff Schecter (@cliffschecter) April 15, 2019
I’d say Michelle Bachmann’s brain is broken but that presumes a mythological past in which she was sane.
— Shirley U. Jeff (@degreesofgray) April 15, 2019
Can y’all go back to talking in tongues? I liked it better when I didn’t know what you were saying.
— Susan Lowe ? (@sgtutvols) April 15, 2019
That statement is a perfect example of why we need mandatory drug testing for politicians
— Sko57 (@skoczan75) April 15, 2019
And lo, he did raw dog the porn star while his third wife was with child, whom he had lain with after his second wife begat him a child, laying with him whilst his first wife was tending his children, and lo! It was bigly and hyooge. Then did he drain the nation’s coffers.
— Auntie Social (@TraciGrrl) April 15, 2019
@MicheleBachmann
Please provide the scripture references proving Trump has the most “godly” qualities.— MrsPerrin – Conservative Dissident (@MrsPerrin) April 15, 2019
Right biblical, sure thing…I don’t remember stories of Jesus paying off a porn star to keep it quiet before an election; Michelle and I own different bibles.
— Vermicious Knid (@IdesOfMarz) April 15, 2019
Christlike pornstar payoffs. Praise the lord. Amen. pic.twitter.com/aCNtQJNCSt
— Dear Friend (@diannemando) April 15, 2019
Michele Bachmann:
1. Does your God lie? Mine doesn’t.
2. Does your God cheat? Mine doesn’t.
3. Does your God cage children? Mine wouldn’t.
4. Is your God divisive? Mine isn’t.
5. Does your God exclude due to race, religion, gender? Mine doesn’t.I’ll keep mine.
— Teelix ? ? (@Lvteelix) April 15, 2019
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