Trump Whines: Democrats Are Being Mean To Me For Wanting A Wall

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It’s Saturday and President Donald Trump is alone in the White House. Melania is at Mar-a-Lago, and Washington is deserted. So he thought it’d be a good idea to get on Twitter and start whining about how mean the Democrats are being to him for wanting billions of dollars for a wall that he once promised Mexico would pay for:

Sounds like something a spoiled seven-year-old would say when he didn’t get his way and was placed in time out.

Here’s the thing: Congressional Democrats have already said they aren’t giving Trump a penny for his stupid wall. And why should they? He’s the one who repeatedly said Mexico would foot the bill. But now he’s holding federal workers hostage so he can save face and get a couple of billion bucks for an unnecessary wall that won’t do a damn bit of good other than making him look like a hero to his fanatical supporters.

Also, what does he mean when he says “stopping crime and the military”? That doesn’t make a bit of sense.

It didn’t take long for others in the Twitterverse to rip into the petulant president:

Poor Trumpie! He wants to be a hero, but he’s too busy being a crybaby.

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