On Thursday, it was reported that Jared Kushner is being considered to fill the post of chief of staff to President Donald Trump. Apparently, it’s not enough that Trump’s son-in-law is already a senior adviser to the president (along with Trump’s daughter, Ivanka), so Jared’s name suddenly came up.
Of course, it’s not like anyone else wants the thankless task of trying to keep the notoriously unfocused president on task. Multiple candidates have reportedly withdrawn their names from consideration, and there’s even a suggestion that any future chief of staff would have to meet with the approval of not only Trump, but Jared and Ivanka, too.
But even if Kushner isn’t named chief of staff, at least we’ll get something out of it in the form of the snarky tweets that were posted in response. Take a look:
Jared blew into a paper bag, his skin was slick with sweat, his eyes rolled back into his head.
Robert Mueller put an arm around his neck.
“You can do this, son. You’ve been wearing a wire for 6 months, its just a few months more.”
“But chief of staff? Chief of staff?”
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) December 13, 2018
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Also, can Jared Kushner be @POTUS Chief of Staff if he can’t get beyond a medium level security clearance?
And one more question. Do we want a Chief of Staff who is in the pocket of Saudi Arabia? https://t.co/HJi2ec5fuR
— Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) December 13, 2018
Why stop at #ChiefOfStaff? Let JARED host the @Academyawards1 too. https://t.co/n2MlrzS15x
— Lisa Birnbach (@LisaBirnbach) December 13, 2018
Jared Kushner as chief of staff is perfect because he’s a triple threat of sucking at management, politics, and business
— Chris Mohney (@chrismohney) December 13, 2018
Jared Kushner is more Chief of Stiff than Chief of Staff.
— Jeremy Newberger (@jeremynewberger) December 14, 2018
Jared Kushner rumored as next WH Chief of Staff: pic.twitter.com/EzqcBn6Swj
— Scott Moomaw (@aboutamoo) December 13, 2018
I want Jared Kushner to be the Chief of Staff just so I can hear him talk.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) December 13, 2018
Meanwhile, in a distant office somewhere in the West Wing, Mike Pence silently prays Jared doesn’t have designs on being Veep.
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